Sari,

Their husbands only just let them start using the internet after they super duper promised they wouldn't attempt to learn things on their own.

Because someone's mom made them with Geocities.

When that wheelchair rolled through, I had to pause! That was crazy hilarious!

I swear I shrieked-cough-laughed when Tio wheelchaired past. Brilliant!

plus they changed it blue rock candy!

they just told them it was candy. they are all like, oh, sure, blue rock candy, i've had that. and then they stopped talking about it.

It should be a law that all people are forced to watch this first thing Monday morning, to remember that life doesn't have to feel so Monday all the time.

I think right now is a good time to say I AM AN AUNT OF YESTERDAY AND DAMN THIS GIRL HAS SOME LIPS TO BE DESIRED!

You know, I saw that she referred to him as "boy of color" and I was like, "Oh, maybe she meant person of color and was just nervous on television." I wanted so badly to believe that she was maybe just confused or it was a misstatement.

Now I just want to watch Irish Parliamentary proceedings on mute with Yakety Sax playing.

Good rule of thumb for the workplace: If you can imagine Benny Hill doing it, DON'T DO IT.

Ya know, humanity, I get pretty down on you sometimes. After the travesty of the Zimmerman trial, and Texas passing that God-forsaken abortion limits bill, and just so much fucking crap, all the time.

I hate to admit it but I'm somewhat of an education snob. I hate not knowing things, and I don't get it when people willingly let themselves become more and more ignorant, and seem proud of it. Please have some idea of what is happening around us, and not just politics. Ans please people - READ!!!!!

Things that make more sense than his argument:

Just finished reading Dune and started Dune Messiah yesterday, for the umpteenth time. It's always nice to run into others who like it too. I don't find too many compatriots here at home.

Thank you! I figured (hoped) he would just fade away and he didn't. WTH?

Where's the lapel pin, commie?

Always with the politicians and their fish-kissing.

HI I AM FROM BROTAKU I AM GOING TO WRITE A 50 PAGE DISSERTATION TELLING YOU WHY I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY.