Bieber and Gaga are both still things, and they both came out around the same time IIRC. Freaking Brittany Spears is still a thing, too, somehow.

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

Yeah, this Bieber thing is gonna turn out well. I'm sure of it. Leif Garret anyone?

One of my great life accomplishments is raising an 11 year old who would be way more excited to meet Bruce Springsteen than to meet Justin Bieber.

They'll never find a gang of men who were in a mob of men. It just won't happen.

It warms my heart to see really good parenting in action. I was in Target the other day, and started hearing truly blood-curdling screams from a few aisles over: "BUT I WAA-AA-AANT IIIIITTT!!" The kid was really going to town - the kind of screams that you know are manufactured, make the child's whole face red, and…

Look at those gorgeous horns. Now I want them. Can we all start wearing horns? We can have small, muted-tone-colored sets for the daytime, and larger, more elaborately painted/carved ones at night. Pair some with flowers, others with fabric shreds and things of the sort. Why not?

I was gonna say, those cardboard books must be GODDAMN COMPELLING.

I saw this video earlier.. and IDK. These videos make me uncomfortable, because while sweet, they reinforce the idea that deaf or hard-of-hearing people are broken. IDK.

Always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom!