Just after the 3:11 mark.

I want to get pearl clutchy about this. I really do. But as soon as the kid playing Tio whizzed by, I legit almost pissed my pants laughing.

Alright already. Slurms McKenzie will be in touch ANY MINUTE NOW to schedule the party that you won. Satisfied?

When I got pregnant, I called my oldest and best friend and made her swear to tell me if my baby was ugs when he was born. It went like this:

Not me. Give it.

That was my initial reaction too. I kept thinking "she's got to be nervous. Who is that goddamn ignorant?" And then the more I watched, the more I started to suspect that maybe Juror B37 is actually Paula Deen. But I didn't see a stick of butter in silhouette so I guess it's probably some other bigoted jackass.

There are very few people that I come across and quickly sum up as "a fucking horrible excuse for a human being." But man, I am so done with this piece of trash.

Shut up, Math. I don't need your BS today. I have payroll to do.

If you're an Irish member of Parliament and you can't chase nurses around the building in double time, then what is even the point of showing up to work?

Deadspin! Nice job with the Amon Tobin. It kind of made my night.

I'm totally not allowed to watch this show with my husband and son anymore because while my two year old spends the show shouting "trains!" and "tunnel!" and my nice husband says things like "look at Emily being useful," I spend the duration muttering under my breath things like "You suck at life Percy. Drive off a…

I pretty much came here to say the exact same thing.

Thank you again! My name seems to get more play over at io9 than on Jez, but it's always cool when someone gets it.

I came here to ask the same question. Is he going to bankrupt his town like *certain* other young mayors...coughcoughBenWyattcough

I was going to say "but then he cleaned his shit up and worked with the Melvins!" Until I checked his wikipedia page. It appears that his clean up did not last long.

Gratzi! Although my nerves are not thanking me. Gaga, I kind of get. Just a little bit. She's way out there in a watered down Warhol way and that gets attention. I just remember seeing El Beebo for the first time several years ago and thinking "this kid is gonna be delivering my pizza in about 2 years." I never…

I do not get how Justin Bieber is still a thing. Since he hit the scene, I've been through two jobs, started a business, got pregnant and had a kid. I thought the American public didn't have the attention span for this kind of baloney.

That's not so much. Now if someone tried this baloney with the Dark Crystal I would be shouting "fuck you! fuck you! fuck you!" while trying to set my laptop on fire.

Calm down, HolyPoopBalls. It's actually pretty mild.

I just don't get it. However, that is very easy for me to say seeing as Tiny B_G_R came out looking like a game show host from the 70's.