They tried to set up the worlds longest waterslide a couple of years ago but couldn’t clear it with the state.

What happened, Jersey? You used to be cool.

They only earn minimum wage anyway so....

You don’t know that!

Oh yeah.

Plenty more where that came from.

“Traction Park” has been a mainstay in Jersey for like forty years now, they used to queue ambulances outside.

So this is just quaint, really. Anyone who finds it shocking is awfully naive.

Swiss almond has been know to be palliative.

There’s a more insightful take on this elsewhere in the Kinja family.

Or tear his legs off, right at the knees!

Are they talking about the Backpage?

No, the Craigslist. So just keep your mouth shut!

You know I wasn’t attracted to Neve Campbells character at all up until the end when it turned out she was so wicked clever?

Good for me. Good for you, Bender.

Reasonable discussion?

I’m not saying you came to the wrong place, only that you’re a few years too late.

I wouldn’t put anything past them in pursuit of misdirection.

This means nothing.

There seems to be a good deal of shock and dismay about teenagers campaigning to have their personal liberties rescinded, something which is awfully rare and completely unprecedented in our nation.

I would respectively disagree. Neither of those characters had much going on in the original GRRM narrative and based on the preview chapters from TWOW they didn’t have much to look forward to either.

For all the hysterical reactions to Sansa’s debacle not many people seemed to grasp that reintroducing Jeyne Poole -…

That’s not what a Pope or Canadian would say!

I guess maybe a Canadian Pope might, if they cancelled each other out. 

Oh, Dorne was a sloppy mess in both cases. But at least the show condensed it into something manageable rather than using it to stretch a thinly spread narrative even thinner.

How did this rumor get started? Verifiably false.

More psychologically plausible? When the main character grew up in a cardboard box and spent his teenage years banging his stepmom, only to be capable of doing a perfect impression of a healthy and well adjusted person as an adult?

I loved the show but it was pure gonzo. And it was no accident that he was head of…

It was interesting to grow up watching shows on the nascent Fox network as a kid and find out a decade later how many were informed by if not openly plagiarized from these authors.

Herman’s Head in particular was completely ripped from Bright Lights Big City, Flying Blind to a lesser degree. And Profit owed a lot to…