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Bender Bukowski
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Avengers have arrived in Wakanda to get help for the android and to bring a warning: Something big and purple is coming, and his name is Thanos (Josh Brolin).

I mean contracts are up. If not in this one than in the next.

Holy Hela - Spring of next year we’re gonna see everyone in the MCU and Westros die in the same 90 days or so.

That is gonna be grim.

No.

Bowser and Donkey Kong have more girth and momentum but it takes them longer to get going.

Eh. In any case, that would be the only reason Thanos would be heading there.

Repeatedly.

I assumed that was why they kept her out of this - like someone was saying, they aren’t going to kill female characters in this climate.

“Oh great, another clumsy white boy for me to dance with!”

Oh yeah. That shot of his little sister looking at the Vibranium meteor settles it.

Might have been in Heimdell’s possession in the original plan but there has clearly been a course correction.

We’ve been waiting for Chris Pratt to come home and get his ego checked since we met him back in that cave.

It’s hilarious to me that WB basically invented aggressive tactics regarding creative properties even before Disney - forcing all the creators to sell off rights, the decade-long Captain Marvel case - and now they’re destroying them all on their own.

Doesn’t that fight take place ON the ship?

I figured it’s a bloodbath, they’re all redshirts. Banner gets away to play the role the Surfer did in the source material, and perhaps Loki feigns a new allegiance to fill Mephistos.

I’m baffled as to why he doesn’t do that.

Or if the universe needs a sorcerer supreme that badly, pass it off to someone else and let them do it.

There’s footage or an image around of Paul Bettany sans gem with hair enjoying a moment with the Scarlet Witch, I believe.

Of course Thanos doesn’t have the mind gem fighting Cap at the end there, but this could be misdirection.

There are two very good options though.

But those kids calling Bucky the “White Wolf” at the end of BP would seem to indicate which one they went with.

He did basically facilitate the whole thing stealing the cube, you know.

If he had good intentions with it he could have disclosed that he had it and just teleported the ship across space rather than being a slow target.

That’s why we have two movies.

“You really didn’t behave yourself when you had all the stones, so we’re only gonna let you have just the one this time.”

Are you trying to assess a woman the same way you would any other human being?

Misogynist. 

Monsieur Robespierre has betrayed the revolution!