In New England a “curt goodbye” usually involves handing someone a printout of the latest Facebook memes at the conclusion of a conversation.

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Using the word “cuck” should be a hate crime. I hope that word will be eliminated within my wife’s son’s lifetime.

So did Amanda earn that letterman's jacket from the School of Hard Knox?

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America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.

“What does Rodney Harrison know? Especially seeing as he played most of his career in Quadroon Stadium!”

I like to call them The Lost Wages

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

He died in 1990.

Drafting a kicker in the second round will put a lot of pressure on him. It’s kinda like when someone says I’m a good parent. As soon as someone says it, one of my children will destroy a priceless heirloom or tell me how much they hate me. (Or I’ll forget one of my kids at a gas station.)

See this is, sadly, the kind of thing that can make a man an alcoholic, and then you don’t know what kind of kicker he’ll be. That’s the genius of the Janikowski pick so long ago. The Raiders already knew exactly what kind of kicker they’d get.

I can only hope the International Drainage Commission signed off on the field irrigation.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

Jimmy Feigen was then acquired by Univision and he will cease to exist beginning next week. 😢

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