his name literally translates to dick prancer
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“You.. you don’t understand occifer! *Hic* I caught that excavator in bed wit’ muh wife! *Hick*”
I would have been here to make this reference but I had to stop for a haircut.
Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!
I hope the people making this movie understand that stance women lying in ponds and distributing swords is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes for the mandate of the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some “Lady…
Great, now there's a crack in it.
Definitely 1989. My dad woke me up at 4a.m. and we drove way way out into the country. He told me to get out of the car. He said I had to survive in the woods, alone, and catch myself a wild football and that I wasn’t to return until I had caught a football worthy of being sacrificed during Sunday mass. It was a wild…
Why only one Phillies player?
Came here to type “El Torito”
EL TORITO!
This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.
He could always go and play street ball in Jamaica, where on the court blood clots are common place.
(I don’t know enough about Canada to make a good joke. I just want to feel involved.)
As a new member of the Astros I’d suggest Gomez get out on the field and let his play speak for itself, but unfortunately his numbers don’t translate well either.
Ted Cruz practices laughing, via his reflection in the eyes of his victims.
You’d think he’d be more cautious about pursuing people that will be seeing others as well
Not surprised that Sale is doing great in the Windy City