bender44
Bender44
bender44

his name literally translates to dick prancer

I would have been here to make this reference but I had to stop for a haircut.

Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!

Great, now there's a crack in it.

Definitely 1989. My dad woke me up at 4a.m. and we drove way way out into the country. He told me to get out of the car. He said I had to survive in the woods, alone, and catch myself a wild football and that I wasn’t to return until I had caught a football worthy of being sacrificed during Sunday mass. It was a wild

Why only one Phillies player?

Came here to type “El Torito”

EL TORITO!

This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.

He could always go and play street ball in Jamaica, where on the court blood clots are common place.

(I don’t know enough about Canada to make a good joke. I just want to feel involved.)

As a new member of the Astros I’d suggest Gomez get out on the field and let his play speak for itself, but unfortunately his numbers don’t translate well either.

Ted Cruz practices laughing, via his reflection in the eyes of his victims.

You’d think he’d be more cautious about pursuing people that will be seeing others as well

Not surprised that Sale is doing great in the Windy City

At least with the White Sox in first place, their fans won’t have to worry about potentially losing Chris to his cousin Fire in late July.

Well, it was a couple minutes from the beach.