Well, it was a couple minutes from the beach.

“Oh, you’re supposed to throw the firecracker” - JPP

“Sick burn!”

“He got hit by his own guys. A first ballot guy needs to show better field awareness."

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

Current Moody: Invisible

As the person who runs the Reds account, I can tell you we write all of our own stuff - including that post.

How else were they supposed to pull off the Chapman University Helen Keller musical?

actually the gym posts about JJ watt coming to it...

“It is what it is.”

Pictured: Man pleasured by invisible hand

Reports that Oprah was attending the Cubs game today remain unconfirmed.

I’m bad at lip reading but I’m pretty sure Coach K said “Dillon, you son of a bitch... What’s the matter, the PAC 12 got you pushing too many pencils?”

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

This boat has to be named, Boatino Mobley, right?

This same sentence can also be found in the marginal notes in Hitler’s copy of the Torah.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Pictured: Mark Davis with dyed hair

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”