your welcome. how she doin

Man, must be something in the water.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

Way to go, Paul.

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Officer Hatfield finally gets what’s coming to him.

“I need more information. What percentage of these kids would you say are, um, hard-working, and, ya know, well-behaved?” - Chip Kelly

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

As the couple exited the station a long-tenured cop pulled them aside and said in a paternal fashion,

Holy shit, awful! My three-year-old does better than that and he’s terrible. I’m always like “there are kids your age in Pakistan making soccer balls and you can’t fingerpaint a fucking cloud?”

And shoutout to Scott who is dealing with the grand daddy of them all: Cancer

Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

It says “Dale to work normal hours”.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

The critter he is wearing on the top of his head, however, does care about you.

Rikki-Tikki-Tacky?