Clowney move, bro.

This is why sports suck sometimes. You grow up your entire life dreaming you're going to be the one to hit the big shot and win the game, only to find out that girls play basketball.

I’m all tearing that butt up when needed

Nodding intensifies

As the mother of sons and daughters and grandmother to grandsons and granddaughters I can honestly say no one seems to have more fun with his penis than a little boy. I once walked into the living room and saw my three year old, naked and spraying piss in the air as he spun in a circle. Apparently he was inspired by a…

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Pretty cool that Ignatius J. Reilly is a Raiders fan. Seems out of character, but whatever.

A real German knows you keep the gold ones and sweep away the rest.

Apropos of nothing, a donation with “no strings attached” is also Pinocchio’s term for climaxing during unprotected sex.

Yeah, you can’t call people “fa**ot.” The asterisks are too hard to pronounce.

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

One of things I'm forever greatful to him is the $2m he donated to the UofM women's and children's hospital where my son was born prematurely. He got great care there and to top it off Woodson won his Super Bowl ring a few weeks later.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

“You’re in Redskins country” - not part of the official Ellis Island greeting guide

Hired!

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

Pretty sure that’s a Lambeau, dude.

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.