Sorry, can’t help much. I am transgender and chose my female name Isabella after a transexual character in an erotic story I read on Literotica.

I have a transcript of what went down before the fight”

God I hope the typeface is comic sans.

That’s gonna hurt. Back in preschool I could only hang on the monkey bars for 3 minutes max. I don’t know how someone can suspend themselves for a year. That has to be grueling.

Holy shit!:

Hi! Let me be the first to welcome you to Deadspin!

As a white student I understand racial oppression is a devastating blow to 21st century progression. Equality cannot be achieved though “agreements” and “plans of action by April 2016”. What is needed is a fundamental Change in how people are viewed. Do you really think someone is lesser because of their skin color?…

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

More like “Bye Bye Week,” amirite? Anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?

“ THIS is the Bush you’re looking for. “

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

Look I spent my career hammering buns into the riot section with my boomstick. I earned my keep with my torso twists, hand-eye coordination, and brain full of anger. These people with their thin wrists and their fragile legs and their tolerance are just asking for a handout. Respect me they all say. It’s like, get in…

Tyler laying the ground work early. Next step, convince her to go to school near Dallas in two years. That’s what sets Tyler apart, long term planning.

When asked about signing with the Giants, JPP responded: “Man, I’ve got five kids to feed.”

Franz Ferdinand has seen worse Black Hands.

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

So what? For years now, Kevin Johnson has been obsessed with guzzling a vintage Shirley Temple.

(The last time Canadians burned themselves this bad with an ill considered foray they were playing Germany in Dieppe)