The parrot from Monty Python’s “Dead Parrot” skit is more adept at condemning racism than the President of the United States*

You know what else ensures toppings in every bite? Not being a stingy bastard with the fucking toppings.

“It’s like an above-ground swimming pool for rats!”

“I’m, uh…I’m Love.”

Or the evil one in the US AG’s office.

Weaponized stupidity.

Also, why she always look like whoever did her eyebrows got REALLY pissed off halfway through?

Oh hell no. This fake ass, Cracker Jack prize factory explosion victim needs to sit his huckabucking ass down somewhere.

Interrupting your regularly scheduled thread to announce that all is right in the sports TV world once again.

They like two kinds of troops - deployed and dead.

They’re not too keen on mispronunciations, either.