Barely an inconvenience.

Thanks for the perfect takedown of that vacuous gasbag Friedman.

This silly basic ass mofo right here...

“Hello, fellow black people - what is the happenings?”

All you need to know about Bernie in one spot:

I’m just going to leave this here:

And the “Keep Getting Them Checks, You Racist Heifer” award goes to...

Yeah, Monday's show is going to be something else.

+1 tanning oil

Hanger?

Really makes you think.

“Sentient vat of recycled Great Value Wite-Out”

Nice.

“It’s a swimming pool - for RATS!”

“Pecker Grabs Prick By the Pussy”

I want him to grow the balding afro so badly. Let what he’s got grow a full Sherman Hemsley with that big ass front porch above his foredead.

The Stugotz is strong in you.

Bowling graduated with a 4.216 GPA and will go to the University of Kentucky to study biology and pursue a career in medicine.

They did that shit when he welcomed kids back to, and encouraged them to stay in, SCHOOL.

Thank you. That “article” was some trifling bullshit.