Do us all a favor and don’t give them any more terrible ideas beyond the ones they’ve already had

Learning to teach in grad school is why my liver is harder than partial differential equations 

What we need is for them to realize this

This is actually leaked footage from Bambi 3. Bambi’s mom doesn’t die, but gets drafted by the Browns, which seems somehow sadder.

Ms. Clark, please show us your papers that prove you a smart enough to use Twitter.

Here you go!

I’m so glad the Obamas are just out there living their best lives.  If they just walked around with their middle fingers permanently up in the air at all of us, I wouldn’t blame them.  But they appear to be doing all the things they love most, enjoying the hell out of being semi-retired and I’m here for it.

Torontonian here - I was more excited about Obama being at the game than the game iteself!!!

Basically: Chris Wallace got angry enough to cut in and ask her to not bite the hand that feeds him

While Donald Trump gets a giant penis mowed into a field, Barack Obama gets a standing ovation in Toronto.

Exactly.

The irony is that he interrupted her while she was talking about the gender pay gap (and everything that implies by proxy).

Even though she has the skills, instincts, & reaction time of the Dora Milaje, she still shouldn’t have had to use them, another point a few of us made earlier today

Interesting that security were all over him THAT day but hesitated to put a hand on him today before they were forced to by the actions of another woman and the husband of the Senator whom he attacked - neither of whom should have to double as security at an event they were there to host & facilitate.

I just love her sarcastic “Thank you for sharing your big idea, sir.” She epitomized every person who has had to listen to a Portlandia faux-woke white dude lecture women and people of color on oppression in America.

If there’s a better ad for Taser, I haven’t seen it.

“Walking Kumbucha burp” = me ded.

No charges for disorderly conduct?