UNSALTED AT THAT!

“Mango Unchained”

Outstanding.

+1 scale recalibration required

Absolutely sublime.

+1 Hubble

This shit is so white it’s translucent.

Well done.

What did the Kappas do to you, Mike?

Well said.

We also swear that we will allow you to win and be nominated for the bulk of Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmys, Tony Awards, Peabody Awards, Billboard Awards, MTV Awards, America’s Got Talent, spelling bees, luge races, school shootings, mass murders, police-shooting trials, Senate races and rose ceremonies on The…

OK, quarter-sentient.

Yeah, he said “racist” like fifteen times.

“Big NO, big no big no big No-oh!”

You kid but it’s actually a thing. Jemele Hill had some evolutionary throwback on Twitter spitting that nonsense at her the night of the world premiere:

That’s amazing. Every single thing he said was wrong.

“Amber” lol

You worked too hard on that not to get at least one star.