So are they.

Persimmon Prolapse ain’t shit.

I think you’re being too Stridex in your pursuit of a pun.

“Well what about (insert black CONservative here)?”

Dude is now and forever the embodiment of “WTF?”

Love your gifs, Roo.

“I didn’t know they let ya’ll do computers now.”

I once worked at a place where the IT manager couldn’t see color. Literally.

Hell yeah

Both of these are acceptable options.

Someone said elsewhere that all they have to do now is hire Comcast for phone support and Wells Fargo for payroll.

Chris Rock - 500 dollars a bullet.

Nicely done.

Every plantation had at least one.

In the words of Bomani Jones, “What’s up with ya man’s?”

Odd. My first thought was “Why is Dr. Hugo Strange on my screen?”