It doesn’t matter much that they’ll be hurt under the GOP plan. As long as the “others” are perceived as being hurt as bad or (preferably) worse, these jackasses are all in.

I hope this gets in before all the squares get covered:

Gwyneth Paltrow has done more with less*

Like licking the salt around a margarita without the margarita. 

“Stick to sports!”

Lookit that - y0u got a square!

What’s the percentage of probabilities that:

A TX GOPer being a complete and utter asshole? Why that’s...not that surprising, actually.

Never, EVER, buy a seat second hand. You can’t determine whether or not it’s been in a crash.

I fear that in their repeated actions in the service of the “black man/woman as dangerous enemy” lie, these officers are creating a self-fulfilling prophecy. They will find the having much less pleasing than the wanting.

Sounds like Malekith had a bad day.

“Caucasian cookbooks that require people of color to double all the seasoning ingredients... “

Additionally: Sharknadoes. TERRIFYING I TELL YOU!

“Bothsiderism” too.