+1 artwork, to wit:

Hey, a namesake, sorta.

Objection: You assume the old one ended. In their minds, it didn’t.

Speaking of which...

America wins, NeoConfederates lose. GOOD.

“There was nothing Übermensch-y or master race-y about him,” she said. “He was kind of pathetic.”

An asshole is not a brilliant visionary just because a toilet has a bottomless appetite for what comes out of it.

Starred for the title alone.

Crazification factor alive and well:

“ 27%”

I’m only mad b/c I didn’t think of this first.

+1 Buffalo Butt

That would be worth charging admission.

“It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!”

Cillizza and Brooks, steel cage. To the death.

A belt without onions, at that.

This isn’t merely shade, it’s a damned ECLIPSE. And I am here for it.

This is the most detailed analysis of my favorite childhood memories ever, and it is GENIUS.

+1 Educational goal

I was going to say looking like he was about to swallow prey whole, but I like yours better.