host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

And an island formerly owned by drug lord Pablo Escobar, a guy who’s been dead roughly as long as these twits have been alive. How anyone thinks this adds cachet to an event is beyond me.

For $9000, a group of girls could have a freaking great time at Abaco Island in the Bahamas for a WEEK, including plenty of cash for shopping and dining.

The idea of eating the money really sucks. There were real concerns—like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

I find this hysterical.

34 months! that’s a big baby :)

For the record, I don’t give a damn about what products white people use in their hair. If that is your takeaway, then you’ve missed the point. Also, I cannot speak for other black people in Kinja, but I am not your ‘black people whisperer’. To the plethora of racists leaving comments, surely you have better things to…

I live on a group of islands in the Pacific and you know what just

And then there’s also the fact that, merely due to being born in Hawaii, Obama’s legitimacy was called into question. Obama wasn’t really the President because Hawai’i isn’t really a State so he couldn’t really be a citizen. Heck, they don’t even have birth certificates there (well, here, as I’m in Hawai’i atm).

Oh, he’s trying it!

What I see here is some wacko mother completely and utterly overreacting and the crew being generally kind. Then what is quite obviously a Trump voter thinking he’s fucking John McClane making a goddamn issue of something that was clearly being handled till he had to go make shit worse.

I don’t trust commando bros who escalate a situation that is clearly calming down before they get involved.

“Prior to that, United Airlines had come under fire for refusing to let two young women board a flight for wearing yoga pants.”

She actually had calmed down quite a bit until Mr. “I’m a badass alpha male” got out of his seat and started yelling. He should have just stayed sitting down and shut up. People intervening like that almost always escalate the situation even further.

Not to defend the airline, but she seemed to be crying inconsolably, perhaps exaggerating whatever idiocy happened to her. The baby wasn’t crying. The rest of the personnel doesn’t seem to be in a state of emergency. The supposed a-hole seemed calm until “hero” passenger threatened him.