Well, as of today, her Twitter has gone private. I don’t know how she could have been surprised at the dragging she received for an article that was more or less begging for people to savage her. Why anyone would write something that tone deaf and insipid, let alone publish it, I do not know (I mean, I do know,…

Im a white guy, but I figured I’d take just a moment to create a flow chart to help out any other white people who were having issues:

Should I touch their hair? --> No

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Cheer up, Terry. You know what they say;

Yeah I just looked through them and they’re almost uniformly a mess. Like, I’m sure it didn’t feel good for Dessen to see that, but the hundreds of “that’s such a horrible and cruel thing to say” like get a grip, y’all. That comment was... pretty mild. 

Yeah, I’m a little conflicted on this one but overall the author is being petty.

When are people going to move on from YouTube celebrities. They are useless and unnecessary, basically human nuisances. I don’t even understand how it’s entertaining to watch .

Thank you! This summary actually conveys meaning. I couldn’t make sense of the article’s convoluted ramblings AT ALL.

“They really did overproduce this remix.”

They really did overproduce this remix. Replacing the 90s background beats with something more modern and substantial would have been enough

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

On paper, a documentary about Fyre Festival doesn’t seem immediately enticing.

What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...

Nothing about this face is normal given the 4-5 plastic surgeries she’s had. I loved her when she first came out; her messaging, her confidence, her ability to inspire me to feel good about myself despite my imperfections.

Then the surgeries started and now I think she’s no better than your average insecure instagram…

Meh, they’re trying to get an education on how to be an “Instagram Influencer.” $500 seems cheap as a “you are a bad person” tax.

I was heartbroken because this course was by [sic] baby

Is this this years Fyre Festival?

Oh Florida Man, don’t ever change.