Uh, no. If a person’s moral compass is shitty enough to do something like this, I REALLY don’t think they would make a good parent. No way, no how.

On a serious note, how do you psychologically repatriate a kidnapped child with her biological parents?

When my husband and I (child-less, alas, and therefore not living) fight, I usually finish my side of the argument with this line.

Didnt he fuck the nanny?

these NAMES

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.

why would anyone take student loan advice from Chyna?

I thought her current contract runs thru August or am I wrong about this?

All for a relationship that’ll be over by the end of the school year.

She’d make millions if she started selling The Bible: As Annotated by Reagan.

The idea of Jax Taylor and Kellyanne Conway having a secret love affair and getting kicked off a plane together fills me with delight!

Canadian.

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

“..led down the aisle in cuffs”

I’m in my mid-40s and those restrictions have been in place as long as I can remember.

Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.

Imagine a student who has paid 180K in tuition to an institution that sided with her rapist for no better reason than the fact that he can throw a misshapen brown ball.

Yeah but lifelong trauma resulting from rape is free!

I think a lot of people have forgotten that part of protesting is facing the consequences of protesting.