Here’s how I deal with people who think Mrs. Shoe Pilot and I are looser for having chosen to not bring little baby Shoe Pilots into the world.

Scuse me dear, but perhaps you are forgetting domestic terrorism aimed at Planned Parenthood? Assassinations, spree kills, fires. That’s not Muslims.

Yup. Burchard-Risch’s decision not to even apologize in court for her behavior seems to indicate she’s an asshole who also happens to be struggling with alcohol addiction.

According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.” Burchard-Risch, meanwhile, had nothing to say, either to Jama or to the court.

Can you simultaneously forgive someone and punch them in the face? Asking for an enemy...

“But I just wanted to tell you in front of everybody today that I do forgive you. My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well. So in front of everybody here, I do forgive you, and I hope…

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

And also for being “Youtube celebrities.”

The guy films his pranks at airports or in airplanes and then we’re supposed to be outraged that he finally got kicked off a plane?

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

I don’t feel bad for Ivanka. Not at all. I am embarrassed this guy threw a temper tantrum though.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

Funny, though, how Emma’s experience is shared by so many women in nearly all industries.

Maybe I need to rethink my feelings on vigilante justice.

He’s set fire to countless teenage loins, so that’s 2 of the warning signs

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

I feel bad for this guy who has to keep defending the existence of his murdered son. It’s scary how many people are going after him and threatening him. That must be horrible.

She came out as bi-sexual over the summer and made out with her brother’s ex-girlfriend. All of it screams thirsty AF.