I’m getting concerned about all these reports of women being cajoled into not finishing their bathroom business by the biased media elite...

That is what we call a motherfucking professional right there

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

I have a cousin in 6th grade and it was months ago that he started sleeping alone. The last time I babysat overnight he kept saying “it’s time for bed! It’s time for you to go to bed!” because his parents told him it was fine for him to not sleep in his bed because it was a special occasion. Meaning he could sleep in…

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

I would wear Danskos. Alt-right folks would likely brand me a lesbian.

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

And Mike was all:

They probably paid a lot for the tickets and there will not be another performance (unlike if he had canceled) so I can understand their frustration.

Considering being thin, white, blue eyed, and blonde is sort of the American ideal and has been for a very long time I think your outrage is misplaced.

“huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.”

That is some excellent police work, for real. This guy deserves for everyone to see him and know what a POS he is.

Of course he is.

I’m thankful that I don’t know what a subtweet is.

So much for that.

Me too. Also, cell phone cameras and easily-obtainable digital photography.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

We have a 15-year old daughter and a 13-year old son, and I think it’s important that we all watch this together as a family. Boys need to get the message loud and effing clear, and girls, sadly, need to think about how to protect themselves from predators disguised as peers. The knowledge that these rapists take…