Oh. Banned from the app. Well, that’s ok then, they have done something.

Now, if we could only offer free birth control- along with mandatory sex education- we might begin to make a serious dent in national poverty.

As an owner of a pit bull that doesn’t beat the fuck out of it, this concept enrages me beyond belief. There really needs to be legislation that if you are legally punished for mistreating animals that you get banned from owning them for life.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

Lovely story, congrats to the new parents.

Had Fun. Made a Mistake. Life Goes On. - The Ryan Lochte Story.

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Can we not blame Amy Schumer for the assholery of men she may have employed/known? Let’s stay focused on the true jerks who deserve our anger.

From a guy, it is absolutely horrifying that someone would have to go through that procedure just to compete. Fuck. Talk about shitty losers. No one measures Usain Bolt’s dick to make sure he’s a dude.

“It’s not fair, we can’t compete with her innate genetic advantages!”

a sprint that was so turbo she seemed to barely be able to stop herself from running even after she reached the finish line first.

Nope, not at all. Unless they are in my bed, I’m not interested (side note: if you are an Olympian reading this post—call me!)

I found it amazing that it wasn’t 100% f bombs from any of them.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

This post hurts me.

“So long and thanks for the IPAD “~Dolphin

Yikes. He sexually harrassed me, which was awful, but I ended up reconciling with him through the help of my powerful legal team and now I have to wonder if his other victims are really just complicit in their own objectification?

NBC needs to give Olympics coverage to someone competent.

Way to celebrate and embarrassment to the english language.