Have you seen or read anything in the last 5 days?

That’s more than a little different than sharing a lollipop (or cup) with someone you know and love or have already swapped spit with. Can’t say sharing a lollipop is a goal of mine, but I don’t see the big deal here. OTOH, rando guy at a show thinking he can kiss me? That fucker gets a knee to the balls.

I’ve been vocal since I was a small child that I’d not be having kids. When I was young (under, say, 22), extended family and randos would tell me I would change my mind - which, if I’m being completely honest, probably did more to cement my position than not - but I never got any pressure from my immediate family. I…

I was actually embarrassed watching that dumb “Mirror on the Ceiling” performance. I mean, Lady Gaga is already established as an eccentric arteest with real talent. Why would she choose to do such a cheesy, mainstream, desperate grab for relevance? “Million Reasons” was pretty great though (even without pants).

One niece, Shelia McNichols, had attempted to abide by her uncle’s wishes by assigning her piece of the inheritance to Mr. Doyle, but the rest of Mr. Cornwell’s relatives chose not to go along, Mr. Gray said.

Based on the “Captain Sully” sketch from last night, I’d say no.

when I think of the public reaction to Lindsay Lohan’s many issues, “forgiving” isn’t really the word that comes to mind.

And here I thought he sounded like a Californian

which would make her a zillion times more interesting than any of the other Trump kids.

That she co-starred on Gossip Girl?

I’m trying to imagine being a freshman, in the first month of my college career, and doing something like this completely on my own. I mean, WUT? I’m not discounting that this guy is a racist douchenozzle who didn’t think he’d get unmasked, and he stands behind his actions (while hidden, at least), but .... in a brand…

As a modern dance major, my assumption would be it was either theater or dance class homework lolz

NO SHIT.

This shitshow is amazing. Of course, what stuck out most to me was “I’m not used to communicating with people through email”.

Ivanka has always come across as the smartest and savviest of the Trump kids - I know the joke is that it’s a low bar, but I don’t believe for a second that she’s in the dark about how her father’s companies operate.

she’s no longer doing it, so chill.

KKW looks soooooo uncomfortable. And is she lying in hay? Fake metallic hay? Raffia? Looks itchy.

Apparently the only way to wear this at all is to press your rib cage up and out. I guess to create the tension needed to keep the boobs from falling out the sides?

I was so proud that I finally figured out how to do a quote - and it attributed it to the wrong person. QuoteFail. Sorry, Bobby.

“Valuable lessons” learned by Lochte likely include things like “SHIT FUCKIN’ HAPPENS, MY DUDES” and “DON’T GET CAUGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS!”