Talk about challenging. It's great that you've been able to make sense of all this even though it sounds like an incredibly difficult situation. That kids can really complicate a marriage is another one of those things that people are often discouraged to fully explore. But it's true. Any drastic change like that…

So while we're on the subject of breakfast...has anyone had the Sausage Biscuit from 7-11? Those things are 1 dollar of fucking awesomeness.

Ugh, Miley. It's only 9:47am and you've already ruined my day. Just stahp.

Miley needs a break from Miley.

So does Miley do the entire concert in her underwear? I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that she is able to make a living doing music, like people will actually pay to see her doing her stoner dances on stage while shouting lyrics. And I don't even know what to say about the fake ass. Maybe they'll give her a…

I'd put Miley in a corner with a dunce cap...but I'm afraid she'd find a way to turn the dunce cap into a bong.

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

"I remember researching castration and thinking, 'This is so interesting.'"

Attention, all social media people: before hitting "send," pause and think "hey, I wonder how this tweet would look on a projector in a courtroom in a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by an employee." If the image causes you any pause, just...don't.

Don't you mean embry-bros???

Now I'm picturing a bunch of embryos floating around the womb grabbing each other's asses. It's very odd.

perfect gif is perfect.

My sentiments exactly.

What he really needs is this.

I personally think its something more like,

I think it's more of:

"I clearly remember making a joke when the girl said, 'What would you like.' I kiddingly said, 'I would like you to go with nothing on it.' "

I have an inexplicable amount of love and admiration for Rihanna. I don't like her kind of music and I've heard she's a nightmare to deal with personally, but she's so beautiful and does not seem to give an iota of a fuck what anyone thinks of her. She's like the Barry Bonds of pop music.

I don't know what's going on with this necklace, but I fucking love it. It's like crazy cyborg jewelry.