Don't worry, us small breasted chicks aren't accepted either because we aren't real women and are passed over for the large breasted ladies as you are preferred by heterosexual men. There isn't any correct breast size, you're doing it wrong no matter what.

Jesus all these food vendors have the most awful names...you'd think it'd be something appealing and friendly, not like a mix between a company that sells harsh chemicals and robot parts.

Oh, and of course, the USDA Economic Research Report, another thing you are fully capable of googling, reports that in 2013 "Children and adults were food insecure at times during the year in 9.9 percent of households with children. At times during the year, these 3.8 million households were unable to provide…

You're right. Living it and knowing at least 20 other students at my school in the same situation requires statistics for a comment for which I gave no measure of number other than "many". Despite the fact that it is not my job to educate random internet naysayers who are fully capable of using google, I will go ahead…

I also wonder if, in addition to the "who's that?" thing, there's a "how scary is that?" thing with babies and hair. Because why would they know that shaving your beard is different than having your arm cut off, or cutting your hair is different from losing an ear. To them, it just appears that a part of a person that…

And of course, terrible things can go on inside the finest homes.

My mother cut her very long and got a new dress, then went to meet my father. Who walked past her on the street. They had been married for like 15 years and had 2 children. At least you son had an excuse. :-)

Ha! My daughter who was four at the time, screamed in a Barnes and Noble "you're not my mom!" when I chopped my hair. It was hilarious. My husband, who has a great goatee, shaved it off once since we started dating in '94. I asked him to grow it back immediately. He looked so weird. And kissing him was so strange…

Remember, corporations are people. Students...we're still not really sure.

I think it's important that we keep schools underfunded to all hell, even if it means feeding kids rotting food.

This is especially awful when you consider the fact that for many students under the poverty line, this is the only meal they may get all day. So while it's horrifying for any child to be served rotten food, it's all the more horrifying when you consider the number of students who can't just go home and make up for…

Let's see...a productive but very boring day for a B+, or a semi-productive day swaddled in cat GIFS, Buzzfeed quizzes, current events, and adrenaline for a B?

I'll take the B. Duh.

I'm not a procrastinator at all. It has to be done anyway, so get it over with. It feels so good when it's done.

When I worked one of my office jobs, in my office job days, the hospital up the street had a fantastic cafeteria. Everyone would go there on purpose to eat lunch. It was that good.

If someone ruined peanut butter cups for me it would have been World War III up in that bitch. 7 year old me with a plastic fork against the lunch ladies.

I was so happy when I found out the hospital I work at doesn't use a catering company, but has a kitchen on site and cooks the meals here. Sure, it's hospital food, but Aramark food is gross.

When I was in high school, I saw boxes of food that said "low grade but edible."

omg

It's depressing seeing the stuff we feed to our students in this country. The blogs about school food in other countries (especially Japan and France) are eye opening. It doesn't have to be this way but we value education and health so little that we give cafeteria contracts to companies that bid the lowest and, as a…