What a nice thing to say... thank you!

Hmm, I wonder if they'll make a movie about my life...

ASLAN?

How do you deal with The Nipple Issue? When my boobs were smaller (before I had the kid) I would frequently go bra-less but hooooo boy oh boy my nipples were like HELLO WHAT'S UP? WE ARE.

This is my dramatic reinterpretation of Mufasa finding out what happened after Simba left home to travel the world, shunning his royal past.

I'm straight, my brother is gay, my half sister is gay, two sisters are straight...and we don't care about any of that. My father presents himself as conservative, but hardly batted an eye when he found out he had two gay kids. I don't get this judgemental crap at all, but then again I don't talk to any of my…

I'm glad to know that other people recognize that big boobs are perceived as sexual regardless of the situation. Just a few weeks ago my uptight boss was going over some dress code changes that she supported (including "you must wear pantyhose" in a normal business-casual workplace, seriously). In front of the whole…

The fact that breasts are overly sexualized in our culture is harmful for women with large breasts, but also women with small ones. I literally have the itttiest bittiest, and for a very long time I considered augmentation, just to attain some of the "benefits" of having larger breasts. I'm judged as less of a woman…

"In the future, boobs will be created at the push of a button."

Well failing to empty the dishwater seems like more a life choice than being gay. For the sake of my sanity I'm going to interpret every dog-whistle reference to life-choices as "failing to empty the dish water" from now on. because people that do that might actual deserve a fiery hell.

Researching this it sounded like the bamboo charcoal was actually cooked into the bun and cheese as a powder, so to me the big question was whether that would give the burger any carcinogenic properties. As far as I can tell, food-grade bamboo charcoal is safe and free of PAHs but all the literature is in Japanese and…

Why do people still listen to this moron?! I have five children. Two if whom had same sex relationships and one who I am sure is in the closet. I would NEVER judge them. Well... maybe a little if the dish washer doesn't get emptied. But never on their life choices. That's just wrong.

Whelp, I am totally okay with Betty McRea and Cosima helping me out with my sexuality. Still not there yet, but having these characters help.

....but going "deeper and deeper" into it is the best part, Pat!

I really blame my parents for not letting me watch Buffy during my formative years. I think it definitely would have helped me figure a few things out sooner. Like the huge confusing, horrible devastating crush I had on my friend at 13, that I didn't realize meant you know, liking girls, until I went to college and oh…

You may be wondering why I wrote a post about this if Sploid and Kotaku already did so. To this, I ask you: do either of their posts contain a reference to Fidel Castro's artificial anus? I rest my case.

"Derp derp girl on girl movies, derp turning them queermosexual, derp derp derp!"

Well I did realize that I wanted to kiss girls like Willow kissed Tara, so he might be on to something. It probably has nothing to do with the fact that Willow and Tara were the first lesbian relationship I was exposed to and was finally able to identify with a character's romantic relationship. Stay classy Pat.

America's creepy old uncle everyone wishes would stop coming to family functions.