Clearly it will be a stripper to find the first one.

As long as their not "Weeping Angels." Then, sleep would be the worst idea EVER. Don't. Blink.

Hmm, I agree and disagree at the same time. The food item itself is not particularly phallic shape. At least, I hope not. I'll admit to having a small sample size (ba-dum-tsh!). But, the whole "every woman has her mouth open with an approaching candy bar, some of them being 'politely shoved' in their faces by an…

Oh good, it's not just me. Pretty much everyone in all of the ads have really, really creepy eyes. Like...way too open-wide, like they were murdered and then their faces "molded" that way.

"Haters gonna hate" comes to mind...

Jazz hands! Or maybe "Woah, fucker, this is MY candy bar!" Whichever.

See, that just made me think of King Kandy in Wreck it Ralph: "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? OW! You hit a guy WITH glasses. I see what you did there."

Oh you win.

No freaking joke.

Ah yes, nothing is more delightful than the mating call of the troglodyte male: "SHOW US YER BEWBS!"

Pretty sure that the people in love with Benedict Cumberbatch (such as moi) cannot be negatively swayed by such a thing. In fact, we consider it encouragement.

That's actually a brilliant idea. I will have to look into doing the same thing!

It's completely horrible to tell someone that they will be fired over having the flu, considering that the flu is highly contagious and could kill many people in the population (such as children, the elderly, and the immunocompromised). More comments like that need to be brought more attention because that is a…

It's okay, you're not alone. I have "flip-out" moments like that too, and not just when I'm PMSing. Sometimes it's because I just wait too long to express myself, and by the time I decide "I can take NO MORE!" I've worked myself up into a serious "tizzy" and have armed myself for war...So I stalk off into the living…

*gasp*

It really is quite difficult to be anything other than a conservative republican in this state, because people just *assume* that you think that way. Not just people in other states, but people from this state as well. You're having a perfectly nice conversation with your doctor or accountant or next door neighbor,…

I know you're right, but I still have to hope. Things need to change in Texas, and I just have to keep hoping (and keep voting) for that change, because the change he implements is just...generally awful.

Of course! Anyone who's happy to see him run out of office is welcome!

"Governor Goodhair" lol. I think I love you a little now.

Just wanted to say that I'm sorry for both your agency and your loss. I hope that this will take him down. I really hope that this will incite some more digging into his political affairs and lead to some more potentially devastating (for him) discoveries. I am not a social person by nature, but this would be so…