This is more fun than the pet/celebrity look alike features.

I don’t know about pop, but I listen to Instrumental Hip Hop Beats (free with amazon prime music). It tricks me into getting super pumped about tedious work reports and other boring tasks and just the meaninglessness of life in general ;)

Rasputin.

Plus, the romance was relegated to the c-plot (where it belongs), AND Shang was the one tongue-tied and awkward in Mulan’s presence - he didn’t ‘earn’ the girl or whatever.

Haha it is a Cousin Itt impression, but it’s a stock photo way to call me out ;) for real though, I often do the Cousin Itt (regrettably without flamingo sunglasses!!). I also tie it around my face like a mustache and pretend I’m Gomez...

Same, I first heard about xoJane from Jezebel commenters during one of the many “what is happening to Jezebel where’s the feminism?!” crises. This might’ve been during the Cat Marnell debacle, and it was a big Nope for me. I do not understand how xoJane still keeps getting recommended as an alternative to Jezebel.…

I wanted to prove you wrong but apparently bone melts at around 2500F, and jet fuel burns at 800-1500F. So you’re right, I guess.

Honestly I’m most impressed that you’re able to spend 5 minutes alone in the bathroom. That takes real skill.

God damn that’s a long nap.

Too late, I already put the down payment on my postmenopausal crypt.

That CBS rejecting Nancy Drew for skewing too female is ridiculous bullshit since 90% (or all) of their shows have large female audiences (my mom, your mom, all our moms), but ultimately I’m glad - judging from their line-up, CBS’s Nancy Drew would likely appeal to a different generation anyway...does that help?

No worries, I’m gonna watch the show, promise :)

Haha no no, I’ve just been introduced to every single one of those shows by my mom. I work in criminal justice, so it’s hard to suspend my disbelief for very long. We’ll watch marathons and then halfway through I’m like yep I hate this one too (it’s happened with Blue Bloods, The Good Wife, NCIS, CSI, and Medium).

I liked it more once they developed the relationship between Sherlock and Watson, and I will still probably watch every episode...but it got weird towards the end (of season 3 i dunno) and I’m not sure I can forgive them ;)

You make a compelling argument. I guess I’ll check it out for real real.

So I’ve heard.

Never on Lucy Liu, ever. I didn’t realize she’s Watson, that’s pretty awesome! I might still hate on Elementary, but I’ll give it a chance ;)

Well, I don’t like Sherlock that much! I’ll check out Elementary.

Lucy Liu is indeed a goddess. 11-year-old me was kind of obsessed with her.

Maybe I’ll look into it! I binged watched Sherlock on netflix, but I’m still not sure I like it that much haha. I really hated The Hound of Baskerville though, and I liked their Irene Adler but hated her tv storyline...