That’s exactly what I thought! I was surprised when people called it sniffling, but I guess the effect is the same (super audible breathing). I think this actually lends more support to some kind of adderall use (which also would last reliably for over 90 min, which was why it became popular in the first place as a…

Seriously. All the intruder did was spend 20 minutes writing a ransom note for a child they didn’t kidnap. Who does that?

The backwards thing might be a reference to lean, especially since the show is partly about the atl hip hop scene?

I’m serious, do we need to run a PSA or something? Vaginas do not permanently stretch out from intercourse. So we can just stop coveting virginity now. Thanks to DNA tests, virginity is no longer a requirement to ensure paternity. And thanks to the internet, she doesn’t have to be a slut to know your dick is small and…

It’s the first episode, I think. Bob gets shut down because Louise starts a rumor that he serves human flesh instead of beef.

You make a great point. Thanks for the link!

Haha that might be Dane Cook’s best original joke.

This might not be the right place to discuss this - but I no longer think all rape jokes are terrible. There are about 5 that are pretty funny.

Can she legally? I wish she could, but maybe he’d have a case for wrongful termination? Ugh.

I absolutely believe you. I can’t believe sinks have built-in overflow drains. I’d much rather have flooding than a cockroach home.

Omg that crafty fcker! I actually refuse to use old-school jacuzzi bathtubs for that exact reason. What if I turn on the jets and they come shooting out into my bubble bath??

NO NO NO the TAP? NOOO

I don’t know if German cockroaches should even be considered roaches. They’re more like some kind of demonic plague.

Unless they’re german cockroaches, in which case you burn the house down and everything inside of it, buy a new car, and move to a new town.

Agreed....we’re all so great! Ungrey everyone! Where’s that Oprah giving away cars gif?

Yeah but did you even watch her scuttle to the car?? I’d make fun of anyone who did that, valid reasons or not.

Yes, thank you! I can’t wait until everyone finally *gets* it ;) The color-color-color that came after WWII makes for really joyous and comfortable homes (to me). People are catching on, too, that you can have the all-white bathroom with a surf green sink. It stays close to clean/minimalist style, but has more warmth…

I remember liking this movie as a teen, but I rewatched it recently and...there’s a lot of sexual assault. It’s kinda messed up.

Ok all of this fantastic. Wes Anderson is already incorporating it into his next movie. Did your parents demand everyone dress in colors complementary to the furnishings?

All of these rooms are fabulous. The second to last picture (open shelving kitchen) is 100% 0n-trend in every way. Be ahead of the curve ;)