Then I feel better!

Well apparently we all peak in early 20s? The 18-year-old-as-sexually-desirable freaks me out now that I’ve spent a few years with a fully developed frontal lobe. But let’s revisit this discussion after 12pm, we’ll take a long lunch and have drinks. I’m not sure I want to analyze this sober.

That’s what I was thinking! I couldn’t stop myself from immediately imagining a bunch of content little baby bunnies suddenly abandoned in a suburban park, starving to death or being eaten. I feel so sad now. I was expecting a cute squirrel story, instead, bam - bunny death. And I guess that squirrel will probably die…

Oh absolutely. If it helps, my friend grew up to be a nice and well-adjusted person with a happy life.

You don’t really think of hardcore violent prisoners as having a moral code, but they do, and doing messed up shit to your own kids is a big one. Correctional officers aren’t super into protecting child rapists either. So there's that.

I had a friend whose POS father was in pretrial detention for similar terrible reasons. He was sexually assaulted by another inmate and had the gall to tell his daughter he finally understood how she felt. Someone people should be set on fire and left to burn.

A DIY tampon? That seems like a lot of work!

Your mom gave your sisters an “ample” supply so they could share with other girls who forgot their own. Just so you know.

Yeah, wrapping it is totally genius, I can’t believe it never even occurred to me.

Omg wrap it?? Holy shit am I just super dumb? I’d always neatly fold toilet paper into a makeshift emergency pad, but it wasn’t the best system. Once or twice it disappeared...blame the bell bottoms, I guess O.o

Agreed! It was so weird! But, her impressions were really good so I guess the sketch was okay...

I find bay leaves to be easily overpowering. What is going on.

Haha I thought that was a jar with water and cut grass in it, like the jar had a lot of condensation or something. I’m an idiot.

Yeah I don’t know very much about it, but when I was looking for a new kitchen faucet I came across this article about ‘lead-free’ faucets. It totally freaked me out! We drink water directly from the tap, so I kept the old one. Cosmetic change didn’t seem worth the risk.

Weirdly, it can also be *new* faucets and water fixtures that leach lead into the water, not just old pipes or bad water.

Ted Cruz is an actual psycho. Trump is performance art and I love it <3

Glad to find other people who are super excited about Trump’s impact on this election! The Republican Party earned Trump, and he’s fucking their shit up good. It’s amazing.

On one of those hoarder/animal control shows (Animal Cops?), a woman was adopting stray cats off the street, and feeding them a vegetarian diet. She was vegetarian, and she thought it was the best for them. They had all gone blind from taurine deficiency :(

You didn’t ask me, but I don’t care because KonMari’s book is brainwashing 101 and I’m a convert. Here’s the long answer (sorry in advance):

Right? They had planned to “summer” there anyway. From LA. How stressful.