2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

Don’t leave out this:

Why do we research, monitor, and then broadcast to the world the battles between meerkat clans? To learn. 

Fuck you for making me laugh.

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

If the chest pain was not a heart attack and they just caught the blockages because he was having angina, then Bernie can be back on his feet and back to normal in a week or two. 

So this happens to Bernie meanwhile the Burger King continues to somehow chug along.  I wish Bernie a speedy recovery & Trump to die an Elvisy sort of death tweeting on the toilet.

Given the average American’s understanding of basic Civics concepts—or their understanding of the founding documents they swathe themselves in (having had to memorize the Preamble in eighth grade doesn’t count as having read the entirety of the founding documents, folks)—it follows that Trump’s using the “if the…

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

What kills me is there are so many people who identify with the BILLIONAIRES in the billionaires vs. everyone else scenario. They envision the government coming in and taking whatever huge percentage on their $50k/year salary and are suddenly like, OH NO PROTECT THE BILLIONAIRES! What is the quote, they are all…

Fair.

I posted about Liz and you responded about Greta...please forgive my

Both sides lost: ESPN paid too much just when cord cutting started, and the NFL diluted the value of a prestige product.

It’s pretty aggravating how the CTRL-Left basically treats Sanders’ supporters the same way they treat Republicans.

With all the money she raised you think she’d be able to afford a map that has Wisconsin on it. 

I wanna make bank bro. I wanna get ass. I wanna drive a Range Rover.

RIGHT?!

We’ve got people. One point four million donors and 99.9% of them can give again, and bet your ass they will. 

When you give him attention by replying to his comments you make him cum. Just remember that, Good Admiral, Sir.

Tomato, your mom called. She says you fucking suck.