500 Days of Kitten Calamari
believelander
12/26/19
2:41 PM
10

That shit-for-brains wears lifts to make himself taller. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a team who finds out the height of the tallest world leader in the room and has lifts made that make him as tall or nearly as tall as that person. It would explain the front-half-of-the-centaur balancing act he has to put on.

12/26/19
11:41 AM
10

In that picture, I don’t see any slouching, just a bit of leaning. If he’s 6'-2", it’s only with a hair assist. 6'-3" is out of the question, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he lies about his height, he lies about everything.

12/8/19
2:37 PM
6

No bitcoin. Too passe. Here at Shameless Moneygrab LLC we have our own proprietary "de-crypto-currency" consisting primarily of expired coupon codes scraped from RetailMeNot.

12/8/19
2:13 PM
14

The startup/VC world makes even less sense when you see what insanely stupid shit they fund and realize... that was several billions of dollars that could have gone to raises for the average people in established industries that need and want to upgrade their processes and employees. Read more

12/8/19
1:17 PM
11

I’ve never understood the strategy of “the startup”, even though I’ve spent most of my career in and around it. To me, it has often seemed like a non-strategy; a place where enthusiastic people throw billions of dollars of spaghetti at the wall. And sometimes billions of dollars of ads at Facebook. Read more

12/7/19
3:00 PM
8

Theranos may have never delivered on the technology they promised (because it was always impossible and fatally flawed at the basic science level), but at least they thought they were doing something important for humanity.

For the life of me, I cannot understand how anyone deludes themselves enough to think selling Read more

12/7/19
2:18 PM
7

Completely. My mind just kept screaming as I read and learned how she completely blew off all the production issues and just placed the burden on customer service, repeatedly. Not even trying to hire more people, or even temps for the goddamned holidays. This Is Not How You Deliver An Exceptional Customer Service Read more

12/7/19
12:07 PM
11

“I can imagine how people felt reading those messages from the past, because I was appalled to read them myself.”

Ha! All apologies are for things in the past, and this company was founded in 2015.

Imagine thinking “from the past” is in any way exculpatory.

12/7/19
9:35 AM
8

The four factors of production are Land, LABOR, capital, and entrepreneurial ability. We have right to work States, which translates to right to work someplace else if you don’t like the way you’re treated. As a former ‘union’ President, I have learned never to rely on the benevolence of an employer. It seems shabby Read more

12/7/19
8:58 AM
9

It’s not just companies. We see this a lot in science. You get trained in being a good scientist, but nobody teaches you how to hire employees, manage them, help them grow, and motivate them. So when you’re running your own lab, you’re kind of on your own. In theory the buisness people should be learning techniques of Read more

12/7/19
2:11 AM
7

So bascially we can all call Elon Musk “Pedo Guy” from now on because we’re obviously referring to the trial by which we know him!

12/7/19
1:41 AM
14

I run a very small business. I run any changes by the people it effects,let them set their goals, and actively work with my crew to make sure they have the tools needed and the financial drive to do their best work. It's not as hard as CEOs make it sound. You just have to respect your staff as equal in accomplishing Read more