42% approval rating. I see it all the time but I can never quite wrap my brain around it.

To be fair, 100% of Breitbart readers are in favor of impeaching Congressional Deep State Reptilians.

I wonder how much damage, in his quest to injure other people’s heads, Burfict is doing to his own brain. I mean, it’s hard to pity a guy who’s main goal seems to be trying to paralyze other humans under the cover of a “game” but I can’t help but imagine using his head as a battering ram has to have negative impact on…

I dunno.

This is a dipshit take.

No one 'made you' defend her. 

I mean, cool. But, you know, maybe show some compassion towards all victims of abuse? Maybe we shouldn’t immediately revert to toxic masculinity and say “what a little baby for calling the cops”?

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

Yeah it is pretty stark from how they were acting during the Russia investigation where they knew Barr would cover everything up.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Ever since I’ve heard mention of a ‘Second Civil War,’ I’ve always been confused by it. So, in the first one, we had defined sides with defined territories. i.e. the Northern States, that wanted to at least appear civil and like every other ‘civilized’ country at the time, and then the South, who wanted to right to…

It would be so fucking confusing, as the lines are strictly political and don’t really confine themselves to regions or even states.

The way to stem a possible civil war is to reprogram Grampa’s TV so that he can’t access Fox News.

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

Are you completely certain that he doesn’t? I’m not completely certain that he doesn’t.

He’s got the porn name.

Because he knows he can’t prove it (as Hunter never committed a crime.) The pundits are demanding receipts now. Plus, Daddy Joe would disembowel him onstage at the next debate and he knows it.

I could go on and on and on but...