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500 Days of Kitten Calamari
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“Yo bruh Mitch on Kinj talkin shit. Gonna needya dig it all up. Lemme know how broke he is.”

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I mean...neat...but when you’re old and there’s a labor shortage you’re not going to feel so great. I also am not having children but I worry about how everyone else isn’t.

If your going for the foreign policy and capitalist angle...I’d be inclined to agree. That second part plays into my statement of become more of a social democracy. Heavy regulation of industry along with very strong social programs. Free healthcare, education, etc. along with a successful and strong economy where

You’re scared of brown kids and nobody cares.

This better get A LOT of news coverage, and I’m thinking especially TV coverage. And if it doesn’t, idk what... break windows of news companies? Angry letters to same? Boycotts? All of the above? I’m just spitballing here.

The problem is that so long as we have a society that values individual exceptionalism at the cost of everyone around them and rewards sociopathic objectivist ideals with power and wealth (often mistaking sociopathy and objectivism for decisionmaking and leadership) then the people in charge will just ignore this. It

Forget that. They paired red with magenta? What the fuck is wrong with these people!

I’ve been bitten by a horse.  Shit, my grandma has been bitten by a horse.  It happens to everyone if you spend enough time around them.  It’s not pleasant, but Jesus, you’d have to be pretty fucking delicate for it to give you some sort of phobia.  

We’re learning a lot about how people behave when it becomes clear they can get away with any lie.

This is what bothers me about cable news, especially Fox. People don’t actively watch these channels, they’re just on the TV where people are. They spout nonsense, the viewers hear it, don’t bother to check it, and repeat it to their coworkers, friends, and if it really pisses them off, Facebook.  It’s a twisted form

Fake News. Pence’s parents owned and operated a group of gas stations and stoked horse fear wherever they could to drive business. People used to ride horses in this country to get places so promoting equine skepticism was a normal practice for the auto industry.

Obvious from the way he’s holding the bridle of the horse instead of the reins. Delicious irony if the same fate that claimed Don Draper’s father befalls him...

That’s her entire job. There’s a reason Fox News’ women anchors all look like clones—their job is to be of a “type” that appeals to the white male shitlord target audience, not actually do journalism or what Fox News considers to be “journalism”. They show up to work to be looked at, not listened to.

I love how almost every one of Ainsley Earhardt’s outfits seem to be designed around the concept of highlighting her tits and making them look as large as possible. 

Having a soul seems like it would be a tremendous burden. 

“It merely required no character."

You’d think the Fox & Friends chuds would know to do their homework before trying to dunk on someone’s foray into politics, but then again, this is not surprising in the least bit.” Yeah.. they know they have no obligation to their homework because anything they say is blindly swallowed by their target audience. They

You’d think the Fox & Friends chuds would know to do their homework before trying to dunk on someone’s foray into politics, but then again, this is not surprising in the least bit.”