It was a typo. His quotation marks belonged on “scientists”.

A lot of them aren’t even trying. Something is definitely wrong.

Oh holy shit, it’s a George Lincoln Rockwell cosplayer! Given how GLR died, I do so hope that jackass is sincere.

If you liked that, you’ll love his thoughts on #metoo

Ah, so the answer is to claim “both sides” and stop using logic and reason? Is that actually what you’re saying?

 He's a very stupid troll so probably not. 

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Today’s teens: “I’d like very much to not burn to death and the drown because of the harsh, out of control climate you’re introducing to Earth’s future.”

Republicans (with a thick, Foghorn Leghorn-like drawl): “But I say, ma’am, I say... what about the MONEY? Did y’all young folks stop to think about MONEY?! I say now,…

The Party of Responsibility.

The political equivalent of the parental “We’ll see.”

I don’t know what Fox is doing, but the regurgitated talking points seem to be:

She should have responded to Disingenuous Dude with the classic “if all your friends want to jump off a cliff, would you do it too?” 

Congress:  “We agree to promise to look into this” 

Has Fox started a smear campaign on her yet, so the Emperor knows what to tweet?

don’t forget Brett Gardner, Cameron Maybin, Luke Voit and Domingo German...its ridiculous how many players had career years with the Yankees this  year.

And for that to happen it means a bunch of replacement/lesser players have been playing out of their minds for them which kinda makes it hard to proclaim the team is “cursed”.

“Oh no, everyone we plug in is playing well, we’re so cursed” 

Yeah, but they’re only tied for the best record in baseball, whereas a non-cursed team would have sole possession of the best record.

obviously the career years of Gio Urshela, Mike Taubman and DJ LaMahieu are some monkey’s paw shit

You guys are manufacturing this “Yankees are cursed” narrative so that if they win the World Series you can pull the “nobody believed that the team with the best record in baseball could do it!” angle, right

Nope: