He did. Donald is the cursed fruit of that unholy union of man and underwear.

Even if you love Trump...what a weird thing to say about someone who has died. He’s such a loser. I almost have trouble calling him a more disparaging name because his actions would almost be pitiable if he weren’t in such a position of power.

Fred should have used a sock.

“She never treated me nicely”

Stahp!! 

Just in case anybody was wondering what malignant narcissism with a cult following looks like

So the anus mouth wasn’t an old age development. 

No star for you for cursing me with that gif.

He didn’t hate her per se, he just refused to accept that someone could be more Cokie than him.

This is the most pressing question of our time.  =)

Aside from “small medium large” or “cut uncut” how the fuck are you describing some dude’s junk in a way that clearly identifies him?

That’s just creepy, Joe. If we are all going to prevent the scenario where we are roasted alive, starved to death, and lose all of the animals, birds and fish, many things are going to have to fundamentally change.

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

Then came Biden himself, who said this: “‘I truly believe we can fundamentally change our standard for middle class people in America without going out and making sure no one can be a billionaire. We don’t need that kind of stuff. The fact of the matter is just a rational policy’ will suffice.”

That picture is creepy as shit. His teeth are in the uncanny valley. He looks like a humunculus from FMA or something. Like that image is what you see creeping out of the shadows just before he unhinges his jaw and swallows you whole.

There you go Vandersloot shaming. 

This all sounds very smart... But if 8 teams make the bracket, and this is the second round of the playoffs, how is it that “the WNBA isn’t down to its last four teams”?

Don’t feel too bad, though. The Athletic also got this entirely wrong on Twitter earlier today...from its dedicated WNBA account. It’s nice that the league gets some attention, but it’s worth doing a couple minutes of research before writing about where in the playoffs they are.

When they decided to rush in that third and long situation, I was just thinking how graceful Belichick was being towards his forward co-ordinator. Really giving Miami a change in this thing.

Hate the pats all you want but they did everything they could to keep Miami in the game.