Don’t be silly. Texas Republicans aren’t black or hispanic.

if they’ve been properly deactivated

Cam Newton does not play football the white-er I mean right-way

If an unelected person with no political power like Beto O’Rourke makes things harder for Trump, then he’s not a very good dealmaker at all, now is he?

“And the Yankees? Cursed, obviously. (But also blessed with an enormous payroll and a stacked farm system that’s allowed them to win 99 games and be tied for MLB’s best record despite losing almost every player for lengthy stretches”

Can you just cry those tears on the popcorn I’m having while I watch you whine, I forgot to get salt to go with the butter

+1 Orchids of Asia

LOL Elizabeth Warren authoritarian coup

Well, the first thing you need to do is normalize and popularize the idea, so that when craven politicians refuse to pass policy the public wants, they get drubbed in primaries or elections by candidates who promise to pass policy the public wants.

Okay, but did the guy dribbling the ball score off that power play?

So... I guess Brotherhood. Fight me?

He looks like a humunculus from FMA or something

You sure? It sure didn’t last night!

And that very weird sequence that led to the Bronco’s 2 point conversion. How do you start on the 2, have a 5 yard penalty against each team, and then you are running a play from the 1?

A perfect metaphor for the modern NFL

Pivoting off a cliff straight into a ravine

Criminally under-starred

Yep. Acting as similar as possible to your opponent does accomplish that.

The problem isn’t getting anyone to the left to choose McGrath over McConnell. The problem is that nobody to the right will, and that apathetic voters won't give a shit. The Democrats win by turning out the non-voters. That's just how it do be.

And they've been gradually hemorrhaging power ever since. I wonder when they'll realize.