I don’t really advocate violence but this guy would’ve been a lot better off if he’d EVER gotten the fuck kicked out of him for biting off way, way more than he can chew.

Well, now literally everyone on Twitter knows they can sue him if they work for Barstool.

Honestly where is Max Contrarian on a day like today? He needs to bring his carcass around to say things that aren’t true. The Russians are too lazy to do it for him.

Watch your back, shoot straight, conserve ammo...

If Duke Johnson plays 10 games for Houston, the Browns will owe them a third-rounder.

They could try to say no, but have you seen the fucking size of Norwegians?

I think you’re right and we can all agree that Eagles fans are basically all criminals.

continuing to hail Trump and their Supreme Ideal of Man

only the U.S. flag, military flag, or a sports flag may be flown

That's actually a really good question, the answer being: it depends what he says about it.

Trump tho

As others mentioned, the primary downside here is in actual union negotiations.

Wait, you're YOUNGER than me? Dang you aged fast homie

Yeah no this is illegal as fuck. It's overt provable intimidation instead of subtle, unprovable intimidation.

Free-ass country until the VITAS hits, chummer.

As opposed to self-pwning someone else? ;)

This is a criminally under-rec'd comment

Ohio doesn’t matter if they lose Texas.

And all of those AMERICANS it was celebrating were immigrants.

It’s not a crime, it’s a civil penalty. We just treat undocumented immigrants like violent criminals by default, even though they’re not criminals at all.