It’s always amusing to me when someone uses the preferred anti-science rhetoric of Flat Earthers without realizing it.

Sure sounds like the kind of person that should have to live somewhere with limited ability to leave and direct supervision to ensure that his cognitive functions don’t tell him to fracture the skulls of children!

Great thread from a couple months ago:

What you fail to understand is that it isn’t the job of progressives to conform to the fucking Democratic Party - it’s the job of the Democratic Party to court the vote of progressives.

THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND

THIS

Betty White’s been certified double platinum since like the 1940s, but yeah, good joke ;)

sauvage, 2019:

Those are actually called ‘scalies’

oWo lemmec get those digits

“watch them scramble around”

“though I also suspect not quite as without merit as Paul wishes it was.”

Calvin Coolidge was apparently intensely fucking weird, so maybe that’d be creepy if you’re lying there half-dead in the hospital, like death’s waxy-ass avatar has come for your soul.

“THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF WRITING A FUCKING ARTICLE ABOUT IT?”

Exactly this. If someone went into some posh sponsored Republican fundraiser and shot up a bunch of rich campaign contributors, the cries of injustice and demands for justice would be heard and immediately acted upon.

Splinter: Understanding Politics Better Than Former Presidents, Statistics Better Than Statisticians

I mean, even if it isn’t, it kinda is, innit?

“None of my best friends are white supremacists!”

Tucker Carlson isn’t competent enough to be the president of anything, but he could definitely be the precedent.

Remember, this is the same set that said “polls prove Sanders would have won,” while simultaneously saying “you can’t trust the polls at all because they said Hillary would win!”