I had 2 different gynos check it out and neither of them thought it was fibroids.

Best Pic: 12 Years a Slave
Best Director: Alfonso
Best Actor: Chiwetel
Best Actress: Cate (look I know Woody Allen is a piece of shit and I don't want his movie rewarded but I did think Cate was the best performance out of the nominees)
Best Supporting Actor: Fassbender or Barkhad Abdi would please me
Best Supporting…

Kind of gross TMI period question.

Yes, everyone should just do one thing that gets recognition and then give up. Spielberg should have stopped at Jaws and Scorsese at Mean Streets. John Irving should never have written anything after Garp. Let's throw out everything Stephen King wrote after Carrie. I know when I enjoy an author I just want them to stop…

Eddie Redmayne did a NY Times interview where he said his childhood crush was on Maid Marian. It made me wildly happy.

I AM SO RELIEVED ROBIN HOOD IS #1 IT'S NOT JUST ME! I crushed hard on that fox when I was a kid.

The trailers for this have been terrible but I've been telling myself it's probably bad marketing because Darren wouldn't do us like that. Then I read that he didn't put together the final cut of the movie...

Ah ha! Found it! The essay is called Matchmaking on the Hellmouth by Lawrence Watt-Evans.

Ugh the person they interviewed for that is everything that is wrong with the Academy Awards EVERYTHING! RAAAAAAAAGE!

Choose yourself, Buffy! I always found the Buffy/Spike relationship more interesting but neither of those relationships were particularly healthy or functional.

She's a favorite because she's incredibly well liked, she's already won and been nominated once before that so her prestige is established, and for reasons that have nothing to do with quality and everything to do with who directed and acted in it, American Hustle is a favorite.

I'm so scared! Usually I don't really care because I don't care about their opinions, but the combination of Lupita's incredible performance and how fucking terrible I thought American Hustle was are too powerful for me to ignore.

I thought that was weird too but then I realized he must be mixing some Twilight in there.

It's amazing to me that because she was essentially acting as an escort that so many people think it's totally fine that this happened to her. Just waiting for someone to straight up say she was asking for it...

Mostly, this made me realize that very few of the winner's gowns have been knockouts for me. Michelle Williams' yellow gown always stands out in my mind and Mila Kunis wore a purple Elie Saab that I think is perfect. Otherwise, it's fun to look at everyone and I definitely get excited about the dresses on Oscar night,…

Exactly. He's a really talented Broadway actor and he was respected, well known, and well liked in that community long before Glee. This is not a step down.

Yes to this!

This is actually great news for me because I am amazing at writing cultural analysis. I'm going to start including my best undergrad papers in my job applications. Hello company that needs someone in Events Planning, look at the A I got on this paper where I used Zizek to analyze tropes in 90s teen television. What do…

Not if, like me, even the smell of whiskey is enough to make you vomit. And sure some mornings are stay in and eat leftovers days, but if you're going to go out, you really can't go wrong with a meal and all you can drink for $14.

No no no. There are places with amazing deals! I've gotten brunch and bottomless drinks for between $10 and $14.