r/murderedbywords

I think I might be on the tail end of the spectrum, or at least ‘neurologically sensitive.’

The hood bulges and undulates like a pair of pit bulls sleeping restlessly under a comforter,

Team Blower sounds like the nickname for that really popular cheerleader.

I thought you were about to say you’re often exposed to 48 volts...

It is a handsome car.

People will still blame you.  I can make a statement with a conditional in it and 80% of the time, the person repeats it back without the conditional as if I stated a fact.

Were you one of those kids that was like a little adult, like me? I think I was 40 when I was a teenager

I love these images.  I am building a library of images already for the screensaver and desktop of my new laptop!

It wasn’t mine, I was just admiring the creativity.

I have enough room you could play with it after the hay is cut!

It wouldn’t just be the cost of the chargers, but running enough powah into the facility to run them. 

in-dash disposable fleshlight dispenser

And fastening his pants up after watching a truck drive off the road.

That’s what I thought, too. Also, I don’t think I would have parked on that side of the road.  I would have parked in a driveway on the other side, or pulled into the house’s driveway and pulled way back from the road, because I don’t like the power line’s chances of staying up.

That sounds like it involves drugs or some sex act that you only (hopefully) find on Urban Dictionary.

I live in a rural area that is a bedroom community for large employers on the other side of a river.   A helicopter could make a 40+ mile drive into a 20 mile or less flight.  And there are often traffic jams on part of that drive.  I could see this saving time, even having to drive to a parking lot/helipad on our…

Mozzarella sticks.

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