(My dad drove me home from the hospital after my birth in a blue manual 1990 Plymouth Voyager)

I wish I had seen this post this morning. This car is owned by YouTube Celebrity* Ethan Tufts. He makes videos about his cars and other cars from the RadWood era.

Use safety goggles if there’s any chance a piece of flying metal (maybe even dirt) could land in your eye.

Seriously Andrew, I’ve seen you be funny before. If I hadn’t, I would tell you not to quit your day job.

11 foot 8 + 8. Unfortunately there haven’t been many new videos.

He’s just so handsome the camera spontaneously takes pictures of him.

Dave sound a lot like my late father.

My neighbors drink a lot, so maybe?

I saw that, it was so infuriating.

Thank you for your feedback. There are several things that could have prevented this, like not showing off or putting it in neutral if you just have to show off.

There was a video on here a few years ago where a cop ran a red light, hit a car that had the right of way, and the driver of the car was a black man who got out and got on his knees next to the car with his hands behind his head.  It was funny for a second, then I felt sad.

There’s a comment on YouTube that says the passenger is the owner, who is disabled.  Maybe someone can correct/confirm this, I thought hand controls usually leave the pedals in place?

I was just thinking the kids must be really stupid if they had to pay that much to get them in.  I thought rich people just had to pay the full tuition and maybe donate some money.  And... the fines they have to pay are lower than the bribes, so it obviously isn’t a hardship on them.

I glanced at the first review on Yelp and it sounds like it would have been a wholesome place to take the family.

Well that’s just classy as fuck.

And yet Ford has the Edge...

https://jalopnik.com/1842841471

Counterpoint:

You shouldn’t care what I think, Max. I’m just some dumbass on the Internet. Besides, this is what I have a hard-on for now: