You mentioned the Satellite, so

RV? Or mobile crime scene?

He said nuclear waste. I thought that included Hanford Site and Amazon

“Gray purge” is what I call dyeing the gray in my hair.

You might also find an arm and leg in the trunk.

I’d be saying “Holy shit! I’m gonna die! Holy shit! I’m gonna die! Holy shit! I’m gonna die!......” from the time I was strapped into the seat in the capsule.  Even if everything was perfect.  

When I was in high school in the early 80s I met a guy at a summer program

It’s just a prank bro!

One of the cashiers at my local food emporium was named Tahoe.  I wondered if she was conceived, or possibly born in, a Tahoe.  Being conceived at the lake of the same name seems unlikely.

I have an Italian Greyhound (they look like miniature greys, some sources say they are a separate breed that looks like greys, some say they were bred down from greys to be smaller). Unregardless, we live in The South, so it doesn’t get bitterly cold, and when it does it doesn’t stay that cold all that long. She…

It’s what happens sometimes when you plotz, or you have to deal with a shmendrik or some mishegas and you’re at a loss for words.

Let’s get down to business. Any progress on the plan to catch the UPS driver? He’s so stuck-up, running back and forth from his big truck with his short pants. I just want pets and nuzzles.

They should have also given Crenshaw a picture of Davidson from last week so he could have said Davidson looked like he was on a prison road cleanup crew, but had to wear his dad’s (or prison husband’s) hand-me-down orange jump suit.

10/10: would bang and would watch that porno.

There should definitely be more male models posing with cars. As well as Grid Guys.

It’s almost as bad as some of the peak-spindle Lexus grills.

It’s almost as bad as some of the peak-spindle Lexus grills.