The Facebook part was also a joke because it’s just for old people now (and trolls).

I was thinking that sounds like something for the servants.

All I can think of:

I know, it’s hard to keep up with kids now-a-days with their Facebooks and their Chatsnaps and whatnots.

I mentioned Hoovie as an alternate as a goof because he is pretty similar to Doug: he has said he looked up to Doug and used him as inspiration for his own videos, and people call him baby-Doug (even though Hoovie is 2 years older than Doug).

You’re obviously lying.

Most of those uses are unfamiliar to me, and I am a gay. Urban Dictionary has some other definitions.

Wow. What a hellscape you live in.

I love his videos too, but I can see how people can be turned off.  Fortunately there are many, many other channels out there to watch if you don’t like Doug.  Like Hoovie’s Garage.

So that’s how the recruit receipt checkers!

GAYLORD? LMAO

I found out a few months ago that hard hats have an expiration date.  They have this tiny, inscrutable wheel that shows the date of manufacture.  The company I work for at least, discards them after 5 years.  IDK if other companies use them longer or disregard that altogether. 

She’s going to have a hell of a time trying to mow holding on to the mower like that. Not to mention she'll twist her ankles in those heels and those shorts will provide no protection at all from any debris thrown out of that mower.

Then you should know better. You're worse than the asshole at work who laughed at me on the phone and then told me that he makes fun of his son who stutters. 

And if the AC doesn't work, call me when you get it fixed and we'll talk (that applies to any vehicle that's not a weekend toy in The South).

Is your CEO Kim Jong Un? Because that sounds like some Kim Jong Un shit.

You would think so.

Fuck you. I stutter and I'm not a punchline to a joke.

A strip joint with a back room, or an illicit massage parlor.