It’s “quirks and FEATURES.”

I’m finally moving back to my farm in Alabama, and hopefully I will be able to start work on my 1978 J10 project truck.  It belonged to my uncle in Illinois, the he ‘sold’ it to my dad (for a pittance because he knew Dad would keep it).

Me too, since I don’t actually believe in such things as curses, but I do believe in crazy.

I was thinking that, too, but then look at him. He looks cursed. Or crazy.

Well shit, now I’ll have to remember not to get triggered over that pedantic detail.

That was one of the first household electrical appliances, because doctors were tired of jerking off their hysterical female patients.  And they didn’t know that ladies could have orgasms, too.

More than the front end prompted that, but... yeah the new Silverado/Sierra front end is kind of a mess.  Like a bedazzled... something, I don’t know.  

Your friend said he took it to a farm upstate?

SWEET JESUS! That’s an abomination for so many reasons.  

Brexit Plot Twist: All JLR production gets moved to India; Bentley, RR, and Mini move to Germany or other countries (probably some of which Britain used to own).

I think this was the year he dressed his toddler up as Burt Reynolds, too.

That makes me irrationally angry.

AvtoVAZ and Dongfeng before that!

Well obviously she would have sex with her husband if he wanted to. That is her purpose as his wife, right?

At least you survived the off-brand Kool-Aid. And now I’m hungry.

I went to Toronto and Niagara Falls back in 2005.  Ontario wine country around Niagara Falls is lovely and you can bike from vineyard to vineyard.  I don’t know if there is a place to rent or borrow bikes, though.

You live on The White House lawn?

I just can’t even - except to point out that the ‘h’ in Horry County is silent.

I’ve been thinking I might need to buy a smaller car in case gas prices go up (and relegate the truck to third-car status). I heard somewhere that used Abarth 500's are a good deal. And they’re microscopic.