In Alabama, I have forgotten my knees when wearing shorts and mowing or driving a tractor.

If this van’s a rockin’, go ahead and knock, there’s always room for one more!

Yeah... my first thought:

This morning my husband and I were listening to a podcast in the car and the host made a reference to ‘drinking the Kool-Aid’ and I shouted “It was Flavor-Aid!” IDK if he got it or not.

I agree with you, but it would probably end up being a Renegade clone or maybe an actual slightly lifted station wagon, but with Front-biased AWD (which might even be optional).

More Vs are a good thing,

I feel like FancyKristen needs to write about this aspect...

I’d rather take a 911 and Eldorado or similar drive train and make it front engine/FWD.

Yeah, the Eagle family of cars did so well before....

My high school guidance counselor made the same mistake.  

I have a friend who had a ‘writing spider’ on her deck. Her son went to get the 12-gauge shotgun. They can bite if provoked, but aren’t a threat to humans.

Or just say...

I fucking LOVE Mustard!  I love his visual style/animation, his topics, he even has a great voice.

I like Doug’s videos and writing, too, but I can see now some people could find him annoying. For more of my thoughts on annoying YouTubers, check out my column on overtrader.com/autosteer.

If I had a cool car...

On the GMT900 generation trucks, The General thought it was a good idea to put metal bumpers on the front, then put giant painted plastic covers over the corners, where they’re most likely to get hit. I had scuffs on the driver’s side corner within 2 months where a shopping cart kissed it in a parking lot (I think).

It’s very rare... nobody would buy them!

At least she isn’t holding it backwards like so many of those pictures. Or holding a circular saw.