I have an Italian Greyhound (they look like miniature greys, some sources say they are a separate breed that looks like greys, some say they were bred down from greys to be smaller). Unregardless, we live in The South, so it doesn’t get bitterly cold, and when it does it doesn’t stay that cold all that long. She…

It’s what happens sometimes when you plotz, or you have to deal with a shmendrik or some mishegas and you’re at a loss for words.

Let’s get down to business. Any progress on the plan to catch the UPS driver? He’s so stuck-up, running back and forth from his big truck with his short pants. I just want pets and nuzzles.

They should have also given Crenshaw a picture of Davidson from last week so he could have said Davidson looked like he was on a prison road cleanup crew, but had to wear his dad’s (or prison husband’s) hand-me-down orange jump suit.

10/10: would bang and would watch that porno.

There should definitely be more male models posing with cars. As well as Grid Guys.

It’s almost as bad as some of the peak-spindle Lexus grills.

It’s almost as bad as some of the peak-spindle Lexus grills.

The Facebook part was also a joke because it’s just for old people now (and trolls).

I was thinking that sounds like something for the servants.

All I can think of:

I know, it’s hard to keep up with kids now-a-days with their Facebooks and their Chatsnaps and whatnots.

I mentioned Hoovie as an alternate as a goof because he is pretty similar to Doug: he has said he looked up to Doug and used him as inspiration for his own videos, and people call him baby-Doug (even though Hoovie is 2 years older than Doug).

You’re obviously lying.

Most of those uses are unfamiliar to me, and I am a gay. Urban Dictionary has some other definitions.

Wow. What a hellscape you live in.

I love his videos too, but I can see how people can be turned off.  Fortunately there are many, many other channels out there to watch if you don’t like Doug.  Like Hoovie’s Garage.

So that’s how the recruit receipt checkers!

GAYLORD? LMAO