I found out a few months ago that hard hats have an expiration date.  They have this tiny, inscrutable wheel that shows the date of manufacture.  The company I work for at least, discards them after 5 years.  IDK if other companies use them longer or disregard that altogether. 

She’s going to have a hell of a time trying to mow holding on to the mower like that. Not to mention she'll twist her ankles in those heels and those shorts will provide no protection at all from any debris thrown out of that mower.

Then you should know better. You're worse than the asshole at work who laughed at me on the phone and then told me that he makes fun of his son who stutters. 

And if the AC doesn't work, call me when you get it fixed and we'll talk (that applies to any vehicle that's not a weekend toy in The South).

Is your CEO Kim Jong Un? Because that sounds like some Kim Jong Un shit.

You would think so.

Fuck you. I stutter and I'm not a punchline to a joke.

A strip joint with a back room, or an illicit massage parlor.

It’s “quirks and FEATURES.”

I’m finally moving back to my farm in Alabama, and hopefully I will be able to start work on my 1978 J10 project truck.  It belonged to my uncle in Illinois, the he ‘sold’ it to my dad (for a pittance because he knew Dad would keep it).

Me too, since I don’t actually believe in such things as curses, but I do believe in crazy.

I was thinking that, too, but then look at him. He looks cursed. Or crazy.

Well shit, now I’ll have to remember not to get triggered over that pedantic detail.

More than the front end prompted that, but... yeah the new Silverado/Sierra front end is kind of a mess.  Like a bedazzled... something, I don’t know.  

Your friend said he took it to a farm upstate?

SWEET JESUS! That’s an abomination for so many reasons.  

Brexit Plot Twist: All JLR production gets moved to India; Bentley, RR, and Mini move to Germany or other countries (probably some of which Britain used to own).

I think this was the year he dressed his toddler up as Burt Reynolds, too.